Were it in my power to do so, I would present Robert Pattinson with the internet.

[heavenstruezest]

Because clearly, he wins.

Question from a Twilight fan: Robert, will you suck my blood out

Comments

[killingfrost87]

First off, amazing topic name secondly..

Yeah, makes me feel a heck of a lot better about the little fangirling I do

[heavenstruezest]

Lol =) I think most people have a long way to go before they get this crazy.

[yorunohime]

That is... slightly disturbing. I like the answer, though.

I hardly do any fangirling for real people, and this makes me all the more determined never to change that >>;

[heavenstruezest]

I'm sure I would run away in terror if someone asked me such a question. He is too awesome.

[ariadneryx]

Oh my god, that's awesome.

When GoF came out, I could never really understand all the Robert Pattinson fangirling, but now I do - guh. I'd never ask a weird question like that though o_O

Yup, it makes me feel so much better about the fangirling I do.
(... okay, so maybe I have some pretty filthy thoughts sometimes, but I KEEP THEM TO MYSELF, and I'm suitably ashamed.)

Worst thing is, that fan is probably like eleven or something :\

[ariadneryx]

The purple bits in my icon match your layout. O_O

Awesome.

[heavenstruezest]

I didn't really care one way or the other after The Goblet of Fire, but he deals so snarkily and brilliantly with all the rabid Twilight fans that now I think he's just brilliant. And that's taking into account the fact that I like Cedric Diggory way, way more than the character of Edward Cullen. I guess that's a factor too, though, since he doesn't think much of the character either.

It's just... how can people ask such weird things?