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[heavypetter]

I received this email invitation from the Alumni Relations Office of the University of Toronto, and it made me laugh:

SHAKER AT THE DRAKE
The invitation contained in this e-mail is intended exclusively for the young, professional and likeably stylish alumni of U of T. This official SHAKER event, to be held pre-film festival, is designed to bring

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[northscorpion]

I agree with everything said here.

[say_it_with_pie]

Wait, I can pay you for sex?

[ninja_heel_work]

Did you examine that e-vite? There's complimentary cocktails and hors d'oeuvres. What kind of whore are you?

[narratrice]

and speaking of complimentary hors d'oeuvres, why the fuck don't we go?? I'll even volunteer myself as your date!

not to add a redundant comment, but...

[narratrice]

you're a prostitute?

[siqister]

"Drake you ho, it's all your fault"

I can't agree more.