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heavysweater

DO! MAKE! SAY! THINK!

Jun 21, 2005 04:49

Tomorrow will be a grand day.

Julia is a doll.
her hugs are butterscotch
her smiles are chocolate
I look forward to eating her candy in the sunshine
covered in acrylic paint.

i'm gonna try to wake you up early tommorow.
you best be well rested lady.

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HERE HAVE A DRINK OF ABSOLUTE WONDER goulo_goulo June 22 2005, 03:30:33 UTC

THIS JUST IN! EMERGENCY NEWS FLASH! Chocolate Milk Saves Family of 4! For more on this story, click here! And by "here" I mean YOURSELF! How do you click yourself!? Well, I'll tell you how I click myself! To learn more about how I click myself click here! And by "here" this time I mean something completely different! For that something that is completely different try clicking HERE! And by "HERE" this time I mean "HERE, GIVE ME THAT BIG SHINY GLASS OF CHOCOLATE MILK BEFORE I GET SICK!" And by "SICK" I mean SAD! And by "SAD" I mean THIRSTY FOR CHOCOLATE MILK! WHO WANTS TO JUMP IN A BIG LAKE FULL OF THE BROWN SWEAT FROM THE CHOCOLATIEST MONSTER OF THEM ALL!? AND BY "THE CHOCOLATIEST MONSTER OF ALL" I MEAN............. Well, if you hand me that glass of Chocolate Milk over there I will tell you! RRRROOOOAAARRRRHHHHH!

Re: HERE HAVE A DRINK OF ABSOLUTE WONDER heavysweater June 22 2005, 03:35:11 UTC

riiiiiiiiight.
lay off the brown cow josh.
we've had this discussion before.
you being lactose intolerent means your not supposed to drink milk.
when you drink it you get fucked up

your probably skull fucking yourself.

C.M.'s the one that takes the stick out of gum AND FRESHENS YOUR BREATH WHILE YOU poooooooh! goulo_goulo June 22 2005, 07:01:01 UTC

That picture of poo looks TASTY! Lactose Intolerance is a government conspiracy! Everyone knows the benefits of the brown cow even if they are "L.I." The government is tricky! That picture of poo that you posted looks like a tool used by the government! I've seen them use something like that on a teen riot! Woah! If I don't get some sleep soon I AM going to be completely SKULL-FUDGED! .....HEY .... there is no danger of me getting skull-fudged by the C.M. these days because I actually haven't drank C.M. in 5 whole days... I am seeing how long I can actually go... it is a fun game... I HAVE however painfully ingested ice-cream, white milk, and cheese on a few occaisions since then.... but the C.M. has been on hold! How long can I go without my true love?! HOW LONG, HOW LONG, OH LOVE OF MY LIFE MUST I WAIT TO DRINK OF YOUR SWEET SWEET LIFE-GIVING JUICES?!

Re: C.M.'s the one that takes the stick out of gum AND FRESHENS YOUR BREATH WHILE YOU poooooooh! heavysweater June 22 2005, 07:09:24 UTC

seriously josh,
NEVER MENTION YOUR FACINATION WITH C.M AGAIN!
AND NEVER DRINK IT AROUND ME!

Re: C.M.'s the one that takes the stick out of gum AND FRESHENS YOUR BREATH WHILE YOU poooooooh! keem86 June 22 2005, 08:36:58 UTC

Fuck you shean...i'll drink a fuckin cow of it....moooooo...mmmm

Re: C.M.'s the one that takes the stick out of gum AND FRESHENS YOUR BREATH WHILE YOU poooooooh! keem86 June 22 2005, 08:32:31 UTC

Oh my god, I'm lactose intolerant too...it sucks ass.........fucknoe i want chocolate milk....mmmm....oh my god....or cheese....just becasue i can't have it....lactose and alcohol dont mix well, oh fuck i want cheese, oh feta....i may possibly want you more than sex.....

Lactose Intolerance Shmactose Shmintolerance! goulo_goulo June 22 2005, 16:34:22 UTC

FETA CHEESE IS AMAZIN' EH?! OH YEAH! POWER TO THE LACTOSE! WHOOAAH!!

Re: Lactose Intolerance Shmactose Shmintolerance! keem86 June 22 2005, 18:13:32 UTC

YEAH!! WOOOOOOOT!!!

tehdee June 23 2005, 00:08:45 UTC

real feta is made from goats milk... which are low on lactose producing sugars... cheap feta is made from cow....

being lactose intolerant sucks. all i want is a fucking milkshake... i have no tolerance for lactose.