do you remember that big guy John that used to hang around the lane? well he asked me out twice back then and i turned him down. I just ran into him last week at macs and we started hanging out again, and i feel sad for him because his mom just passed away a month ago. he's called me everyday since last week and he told my friend he wants to ask me out again...my feelings haven't changed, what the hell do i say to him to let him down easy??
you tell him he's ugly and his mom was fat anyway. wait... that might not go over so well. KIMMER!!! I don't remember a john, but I miss the lane like crazy! Just tell him the truth, try to be his friend and if all else fails,
HAHAHA my jaw is still tired from the last one!!! ;)
yeah i don't live on the lane anymore, i moved about two years ago down the road near the police station....and now im moving out! next weekend i get to move in with a sexy boy!....but he has a girlfriend...not that that stops me..haha
whatever shitface, i owned you with the prank phone call from 5 feet away. we were about to go outside and fight me. and somehow you started calling me kenny ken.
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do you remember that big guy John that used to hang around the lane? well he asked me out twice back then and i turned him down. I just ran into him last week at macs and we started hanging out again, and i feel sad for him because his mom just passed away a month ago. he's called me everyday since last week and he told my friend he wants to ask me out again...my feelings haven't changed, what the hell do i say to him to let him down easy??
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wait...
that might not go over so well.
KIMMER!!!
I don't remember a john, but I miss the lane like crazy!
Just tell him the truth, try to be his friend
and if all else fails,
BLOWJOB :)
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yeah i don't live on the lane anymore, i moved about two years ago down the road near the police station....and now im moving out! next weekend i get to move in with a sexy boy!....but he has a girlfriend...not that that stops me..haha
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Their not exactly re-inventing the wheel or anything
but I was much more entertained then I had expected.
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it's called a "birdie" when your a kid.
please tell me you're not planning on having children.
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want me to burn the new dj format album for you?
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best prank ever.
It wouldn't have been as good if I wasn't so fucking deaf
that i couldn't hear you from 5 feet infront of me.
and yes
I would lose my shit If that was in my discman soon.
perhaps a trade?
when I give you that shitty gift i spoke of?
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