11th Transmission -- 4TH WALL EVENT

May 27, 2011 21:57

... Why are the birds speaking.

[Ironhide can be found sitting outside of his artichoke pod and casually throwing rocks at one of the aforementioned birds in irritation.

The bird does not shut up.]

autobots come in, too old for this crap, !commentlog, whine bitch moan, frag my life, event, !open, 4th walling ahoy!, rodent infestation

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reformatedrebel May 28 2011, 14:10:24 UTC
[Ricalna hears the sound of rocks being thrown so he rounds the corner annd...]

What-A robot!?

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heavyweaponsbot May 28 2011, 20:42:40 UTC
... Who are you?

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[1/3] reformatedrebel May 29 2011, 00:27:15 UTC
Why should I tell you!?

[He moves fast, reaching behind his back to grab his guns...]

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[2/3] reformatedrebel May 29 2011, 00:29:07 UTC
[Only to feel air?

Wait a minute...]

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zydrateanatomy May 28 2011, 17:36:02 UTC
[In comes sauntering the enigmatic Graverobber, looking to take all this rather better than one might. Well besides the whole sunshine thing .. he looks rather unimpressed by that. So much so, actually, that he has somehow acquired a rather pretty parasol to give himself a degree of sunshine protection. He'd have chosen sunglasses, but the traders seemed fresh out.

He pauses as a rock skims in front of him, sending a flock of twittering and talking birds scattering to the air and trees. He cants a brow slightly and glances toward the robot .. Huh..]

I might suggest that you cut back on the dosage .. unless that's what you're aiming for?

[Have a smirk, Ironhide.]

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heavyweaponsbot May 28 2011, 20:43:09 UTC
[Ironhide just looks at the stranger, his good optic narrowing.]

What are you talking about?

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zydrateanatomy May 28 2011, 21:12:34 UTC
[Graverobber glances away from the robot, relatively certain that he himself is not suffering from any drug induced high.

Though a dealer of the fine drug Zydrate, fondly known as 'Z', he was not one to dabble in its usage himself since his early childhood. A far better, and healthier, living could be made in selling.

He studies the birds, lips pursed slightly as he hears the chittering for words rather than typical bird twittering. He 'hmms' softly in contemplation before turning his gaze back to Ironhide once again.]

Cut back on the dosage? Well .. in your case .. fumes .. perhaps fueled up with low grade instead of premium?

Maybe they're talking for the same reason you're talking?

[Have a non-commital shrug, 'Hide.]

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heavyweaponsbot May 28 2011, 21:33:05 UTC
[No, really, he has absolutely no idea what that's supposed to mean. He scowls at the stranger, his engine kicking on with a low, annoyed growl.]

Are you calling me overcharged? Speak plainly!

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rankyandcranky May 28 2011, 21:12:04 UTC
Just to annoy you.

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heavyweaponsbot May 28 2011, 21:30:34 UTC
Then I will take even more pleasure in silencing them.

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rankyandcranky May 31 2011, 03:53:04 UTC
Now, now. Couldn't you just..... turn your own ears off or something?

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heavyweaponsbot May 31 2011, 03:54:16 UTC
No.

[Yes, that is the extent of his statement.]

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enduringevening May 29 2011, 02:17:09 UTC
I would usually guess it is a Spirit, but it is far too unintelligent.

['Sup Ironhide. Richter is just going to stand beside and slightly behind you and watch you throw rocks.]

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heavyweaponsbot May 29 2011, 02:27:51 UTC
... Who are you supposed to be?

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enduringevening May 29 2011, 02:31:25 UTC
I am Richter. I am one of the new arrivals here.

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heavyweaponsbot May 29 2011, 04:19:47 UTC
What, they brought in more again?

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notasselfish May 30 2011, 04:51:37 UTC
[So, if Coby wanted to run away from battle, then Helmeppo would run away with him. He's his friend, and that's what friends do. Or at least, that was what they did. Except now Helmeppo is nowhere near the battlefield or Marineford, and... well, it's all pretty confusing.]

OI! Coby! Where are you?!

[So, now he's just trying to find his friend and figure out what's going on except - oh hey, giant robot. That looks nothing like the pacifistas or much of the known technology that Dr. Vegapunk has built.

Helmeppo's just... going to stare for a bit because what kind of cyborg or robot are you man.]

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