There are more chickens in the world than people.

So wouldn't all the aliens abduct chickens instead? If there's more of them doesn't it make them seem the dominant life force? Or is is just that chickens can't get drunk and forget the past five hours, then wake up with a pole stuffed up their bum?

Spent all of yesterday reading Half Blood Prince. I'm in too much shock to write anything of interest.

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Title: Happy Sailing!
Challenge: Vacation
Pairing: none
Rating: PG
Word Count: 99 without title ( Read more... )