Excuse me. I'm afraid you are talking out of your ass again.

Feb 24, 2010 09:50

One of my more useless coworkers is having a conversation in the next cubicle over. Quoth he ( Read more... )

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squelch84 February 24 2010, 16:34:29 UTC
Hahaha... that's amazing.

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revjack February 24 2010, 17:21:34 UTC
JPlayer never forgets, and more importantly, never forgives.

"NoI'msorryIlistenedtoPaulaAbdulthatonetimepleasestopnooooooooooooo...."

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kayoteelsewhere February 25 2010, 01:05:43 UTC
HAHAHAHAHA!

I like that.

(I do disagree, though. The stack of dead hard drives I need to fry speaks my disagreement. It's forgetting is rarely by choice, but neither is mine!)

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samwize February 25 2010, 06:42:06 UTC
I need to come up with a word that means "You're not right. You're not even wrong. Your question is literally _meaningless."

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I think it will be "Dumbass!" accompanied by a smack upside the head.

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hecateuse February 26 2010, 19:43:20 UTC
I've (foolishly) been trying to understand this idiotic statement from Useless Badteeth's point of view... here's a guy whose life is, superficially, much like mine. And he goes through his day thinking that _every_ aspect of human intelligence has been replicated artificially. Except forgetting?! What's that _like_??

Eventually I just had to come to the conclusion that he couldn't possibly actually believe the shit that comes out of his mouth. I mean, _I_ say shit without thinking pretty frequently...so rather than trying to empathize with utter nonsense, I only have to empathize with the idea that he's talking crap. Ahhhh, that's better.

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