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[heckbemble]

My ladyfriend just sang me a song last night. She says all women know this song:

I have a magic butt-hole.
I keep it on my clit.
It's allways there to rescue me
when my life turns to shit.Is it true that all woem know this? that sounds like a crock to me, but she knew it and when I called my mom today she says she knew it too

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[heckbemble]

wrinkle dinkle?? fuck off off fucker.

[heckbemble]

Constable Percy Prikkers asshole. You don't see me starting fights in others' LJs. You can take your cake and put it on a rake for all I care.