i just wrote 2 very funny jokes

[heckbemble]

lets see if you get them:

1. Q: How do you tell a rapper to put some more butter into his pancake batter?
A: Putta bitta butta in tha batta.

2. Q: How do you tell a rapper to put some more butter into his wack fly ho's ass?
A: Putta bitta butta in tha booty.

OH SHIZNIT.... i should do standup

Comments

[anonymous]

Oh, shiggity shiggity shwa, for sure! You are a pretty fine rapper if I do say so myself, Dann. "Putta bitta butta" indeed! That is pure poetry, Dann! Pure, pure poetry.

[heckbemble]

Oh Doctah Pussay! I though thou hadst forsaken me! It is SO good to hear your voice again! You are very kind to me. Say "herlow" to your lovely wife.