Hey nonny newbie!
You can suck a booby!
Alas, alack! A cricketty-crack!
...from out thy bum... A RUBY!

WELP [miggity]MuThAfUcKaZ, looks like this winter is going to be a total bubey bingel. i don't know or fuggin care what you think about that but i will be glad to get down to JAWJA (georgia) in 2 days... FUCK OFF MADTOWN I WILL BE BACK IN SPRiUiNG!!!!

......so put
your butt
in a vodka ass
.

Bill puddle butt puddle puddle butt puddle bill!

Bill puddle butt puddle puddle butt bill!

what would YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOu like to eat, little girl>>>??????????????????

JiBBity jAm jAm jUbbY!

HEY PEOPLES!!!!!!
i was just slapping my P***NIS around with a rod, and i thought,
"hurrrrr, it's a whole nuther day!"

So thats your thought for 2day: why is a new day dividecd froma nold day? just a question to think about../..

BUT I WANT TO HEAR YOUR ANSWERS SMARTIES!!!

k bye

I have been constoppated for 2 days, and well.... you'll never believe what happened! My gut felt bad, and then I spent the last 20 min. crapping little craps that when I finally looked at them appeard to be Chicken McNuggets. That is seriously what they looked like. I haven't eaten a chicken mcnugget in 15 years at least. I wonder what food made ( Read more... )

OH I AM I AM I AM
I AM
A
NAU-
GHTY
FARTER!!!!!

i just re-found out about chapbooks. i think i'm going to write one that is full of fantasy stories, like robert lynn asprin's tales from the vulger unicorn. the inn & pub in my story will be called the fuckbuckler.... this is oging to be good. i found a place to publish.... CHEAP!!!!!!!!

I have just been told that I'm crazy.

Again.

People I know that I am not mentally stable. That is my charm. I'm messed-fucking-up.

If you can't handle the fact that I have got serious problems, don't bitch to me about it. SERIOUSLY..................................................................