Hmmm - not sure about this

[hectormac]

Your home is a Rough Magnate's Ranch
Your kitchen is someplace you never go, because you "have people for that." There's a Chocolatessin, a word you made up yourself, but that is beginning to catch on among your wealthy neighbors. Your master bedroom is the size of a small barn, with carpet thick enough to reach your ankles. Your study has

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[spellwight]

I would have never figured you for a heart-shaped jacuzzi. Whoo-baby!

[hectormac]

That's what happens when you do these things with total honesty - I find out I'm a closet romantic **barff**

Anyway, who needs a jacuzzi? A hot bath and a tin of baked beans'll do the trick!

[spellwight]

But look at the progression in your dream home. Climbing walls, where you work those muscles baby. Then the jacuzzi where you relax those muscles and then the home theater to finish out the evening. You can ignore the heart-shaped part if you like.

Personally, I wouldn't care if the jacuzzi was ass-shaped as long as there were jets aimed at my shoulders and lower back.

[bobbsy]

A jacuzzi is just a bath that farts.