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Urrrggg... should not have had that java chip. I knew it was a bad idea going in. I'm just not very smart ( Read more... )

I escaped from the Starship Kinakomochi!

I killed Neko San the cyborg, Rhondalicious the space pirate, Tanukitsune the tribble, Carsond the Dalek, Kinakomochi the red-shirted ensign, Sexy Pechochi the nutrivend drinks machine, Ambassador Tokyoblog, Salkryn the security officer and Koneko Wish the psychic agent.

I salvaged a Hedgehog39ian deathblade ( Read more... )

I died on Moonbase Tiptoe39

I was killed in a white-walled security station by Miakachan the Dalek, whilst carrying...

a BOSTON-700 supercomputer, an Archiveninja screwdriver, a jenboernerlithium crystal, a NED-LA forcefield generator, an NOT-SMOKING-160 phaser, a SITDOWNSHUTUP-20 plasma rifle, a Jiggliusceasarian deathblade, a Tenshisamaian ( Read more... )

So I got to play a game of Monkey Ninja Pirate Robot with prevenger, jr_psykira, jiggliusceasar, dm_bashir, and mr_q_o_p. Naturally, whenever you get these miscreants into a room without the mitigating factor of SO's, hilarity and sexual deviance are sure to result. This was no exception. Here's who I spent my evening as ( Read more... )

I saw my instructor teaching a form like this to one of my classmates last week. Now I wanna learn it, too.

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Madness. Fucking Madness.

http://callsforcthulhu.blogspot.com/

I need some earplugs. My brain is about to dribble out of my skull.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SP-33XI4frs

Rhinoceros.

Funny line from the game about detonating undergarments:

Keiko: "The english teacher told me that it was pissed off and it tried to kill me and wrote out a fake suicide note for me that lied about me liking Atsuko and killing myself because we can't be together!"
Mikae: "Eeeh? Keiko's in love with Atsuko!?"
Keiko: "I'll kill you."