Awwwww guess what happened today? Austin Shaw got me Carmex :) We shared it all the time last semester and he got me some. How nice of him.
<3
It made my day.
No wait, Stevie watching Hedwig with me did. But that came close.

I love Stevie.

What do toilets, a clitoris, and an anniversary have in common?

Men miss them all.

I want everyone to tell me what you think are the differences (similarties, whatever you can think of, etc) of being in love and loving someone. I just want some honest opinions :)

Q. How many babies does it take to tile a roof?

A. Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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That last entry was soo true. Everyone and their mom (and dad) should be jealous. Aside from having a huge cock, he's also very cute. And adorable. I loooooooove him.

My boyfriend is hung. I mean HUNG.

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Everyone go here and vote:
http://www.afa.net/petitions/marriagepoll.asp