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[hedoesntgetit]

• 11:32 remember how i killed that bug? i didn't know what i was spraying it with had bleach and now theres a huge orange circle on my carpet. FML #
• 11:33 every year i owe my apartment complex's rent from carpet mishaps. bleach, curling iron burn, nail polish....im so over carpet now. #
• 11:35 this year is worse because we didn't have to pay a deposit

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[_lothlorian_]

btw...if a good looking guy, bout early 30s, comes into the pub and his name is Greg...he was my professor and TOTAL BABE! he usually goes there a lot...either there or blue gator...but yes, he's sexy...wish i could work there to bartend for him haha