Exploding Heads

[heefy_rules]

Um, this is so that everyone, especially

Comments

[rainbow_slinky]

Exploding heads are messy! It is a Level Red emergency that you get walked first thing in the morning, Heefy!

[heefy_rules]

Yup. You've understood completely. ruff

[dogologist]

Shermans must be weird, then, cos Sprinklers don't like getting out of bed first thing in the morning and go back for a snooze after breakfast as well, but their heads explode if they don't go walks at bedtime to check there's no hedgepogs on the field.
Megan

[heefy_rules]

Heefy likes to stay in bed if the Monkey-pack
gets up early, but lately they don't get up until
later, and then the GOOD DOG is WAITING, which, as
everyone knows, is BORING. Heefy also needs to go
for a walk in the evening too. Shermans need 2 walks
every day. ruff

[angiereedgarner]

"need" is maybe not the right word to use here, unless you happen to be a Sherman, and "need" and "want" are completely indistinguishable.