the will of instinct
PLANTS PANTS
a collection of rotten fecal matter and braincells in bitesize format. no bookshelf is complete with out a copy! plants pants is being hailed as "..the year's biggest pile of bullshit!" [times] and "a complete waste of money!" [post] and very well may be. the author/creep's perspective is hard to determine from one messy page to the next, stuffed with really really bad poetry and attempts at wit. features lots of usless pages and ads by talented friends.
an excerpt: "we've all got summer jobs. we're professionals. we take our jobs seriously and never call it quits until the very end. we follow our cases wherever they take us, no matter the distance, cost, or sacrifice. some say that we've taken it too far, and that we need hobbies or something that could divert our minds..." with a title inspired by a rockstar's wardrobe, is plants pants really deserving of our time, interpretation, and more importantly, our money?
TO ORDER:
1. notify author/creep of your interest.
2. send money [$3US] to designated address.
3. wait patiently for like a really cool envelope man.
to receive a copy free of charge due to the fact that i probably owe them upwards of $4000 in the form of favours and/or mixtapes:
baz, kelly, kimberly, jamie, laini, meredith, min, pandora, robin. everyone else, dont make me beg. 1. cover, 2. sample, 3. sample.