dramatic entry, or something.

[heeled]

[SUNDAY | AFTERNOON; November 11]

Question one: What the fuck is a 'mooneater', and why do I have one in my room?
Question two: Why does said mooneater have a bunch of weapons and shit? Is this a trumpet?
Question three: Why the fuck did I bother coming here again?

What a dump.

The name's Nanjou Kensei, kids. Play nice.

Comments

[heeled]

I'm the epitome of fun.

[heeled]

Them's the breaks.

You got it, princess.

[twosidedfortune]

The answer to all those questions are who gives a fuck~ Please try again~

[heeled]

Please try actually puncuating your sentences.

~ =/= ., ?, or !.

[twosidedfortune]

Oho~ We've got a smart ass here~ How fun~~

[heeled]

Interacting with said smart ass is someone who is obviously incapable not only of punctuating sentences, but basic reading comprehension as well.

Congrats.

[owen_salax]

So Weiss is with you now, huh? Hmph...

[heeled]

You can have him.

[owen_salax]

Already have. So my answer is a firm " no ".

[heeled]

This is where a comment would go about sexual innuendo if I honestly cared enough.

[sergeant_will]

Yup, this place is a real dump. I only came for the ladies.

[heeled]

[sergeant_will]

Yeah, I bet you would like to hear about them, buddy, but everything comes with a price.

Can't pick up chicks on your own?

[heeled]

I prefer the look-but-don't-touch technique.

[consella_rion]

... stop bitching. If you don't like it, then leave.

[heeled]

Touché.

[consella_rion]

... indeed.

... who the hell are you anyway?

[heeled]

The easter bunny's brother. Daryl.