§008 » five words after

[heelsandlaw]

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Report: Flynn Rider questioned, suspicion of various thefts; confession made on the network
Victims: Campbell Bain, Naminé, Ben Hawkins, possibly others
Incident Reports: [ 1 ] [ 2 ] [ 3 ] [ 4 ]Follow up: Items are being returned; keep an eye out for further thefts

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[badhairlifetime]

Well, you know how the saying goes, "sticks and stones may break my bones, but words only hurt when giant letters fall off buildings."*

You should probably at least start out with a sword and shield.

*It was a young Watchy O'Finnigan** that first coined the phrase. He was the first successful one-armed man in the Assassin's Guild, and he flourished especially in exhuming-via-facade.

**Strictly speaking, it was his nickname. Short for "Watch out for that falling O, Finnigan".

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[heelsandlaw]

I was thinking more of a gun.

[ooc; brb ded from laughter. Oh, FOOTNOTES. Pratchetty footnotes. ILU FOREVER!]

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[badhairlifetime]

Oh. Well, I'd go to someone else for that. I'm not exactly skilled in handling those.

[OoC: Fff, thank you, I get nervous about them sometimes.]

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[heelsandlaw]

I'll make sure to do that, but thank you for offering to help.

[ooc; You clearly have no reason to be. I just literally snorted at my laptop when I read that. WIN!]