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[heelsandlaw]

While there is no one written document I can point you towards for conduct, keep a few ground rules in mind while you're here, such as

1. Don't kill or injure anyone.
   
2. Don't steal
   
3. No vandalism.
   

That is an indication, not an exhaustive list.

[ police filter ]Sorry to say, but I'm afraid it's going to be double shifts this weekend, or for however

Comments

[unicornsbtchs]

If that's all, then I'm completely safe here... I am getting low on "supplies".

While I'm at it, I need to report something missing. I've lost my unicorn.

[heelsandlaw]

As I said, the list is far from exhaustive. What supplies are you getting low on?

You've lost your unicorn. Have you checked the zoo?

[unicornsbtchs]

Nothing that you need to worry about...

I would if I could get directions, but I'm just slightly... inebriated right now to find it on my own.

[heelsandlaw]

If you're inebriated, perhaps you should find a place to sober up before you worry about finding your unicorn.

[badhairlifetime]

I anticipated as much. It won't be a problem.

Have any of these visitors actually injured anyone here?

[heelsandlaw]

Not as far as I know, no, but better safe than sorry. Not that my saying they shouldn't will make much of a difference if someone really is intent on hurting someone else.

[badhairlifetime]

I have the feeling that most of them are pretty persistent.

[bakurakrazie]

Hugging doesn't count as injuring, does it?

Tell me hugging doesn't count.

Because otherwise I am . . . . . . . . . . tellmehuggingdoesn'tcount.

[heelsandlaw]

No, generally hugging does not count as injuring.

[bakurakrazie]

HA HA SCORE.

Also, uh, nice to meet you.

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[whoopedkingkong]

[I'm sorry, were you trying to issue some rules? I was too busy using your city for a basketball court]