wholesale stores owned by drunk chinese men.

[heenagoboom]

overheard conversation by 2 men from India
"how is it? What is your fathers name!"
"NO NO, it is WHO IS YOUR DADDY!!"

thank u julio,diana,carlos gonzales,the englishman, el mosco and especialy neighborhood joe and david gutierrez

my mom moved out yesterday. right after the game. i dont know how exactly it happened but nati was in her room sobbing my

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[milkisbad]

Oh heena, do we need to label your shoes again?

stomp.

[heenagoboom]

Ahahaha. dude. for real. even after school had ended i was finding pieces of tape on my clothes like "shirt" and "tie" and so on.
lets put google eyes on the veggies in someones fridge.

but who....hmm...

[soundandfury27]

That's it! you and i, we be smokin' together very, very soon!

[heenagoboom]

*rubs eyes*
whaaa!?