Post to not be Oh-for-October
Ode to Dinosaur Comics #462
Those people observe me whilist I landscape my anterior fauna -
I have divined that their thoughts are centrally based around their observation that my persona is excessively a combination of Anglo-Saxon as well as exceptionally intelligent though socially awkward.
Their thoughts are centrally based around their observation that my persona is excessively a combination of Anglo-Saxon as well as exceptionally intelligent though socially awkward -
Their thoughts are centrally based around their observation that my persona is excessively a combination of Anglo-Saxon as well as exceptionally intelligent though socially awkward -
Are you incapable of noticing the observation that my persona is excessively a combination of Anglo-Saxon as well as exceptionally intelligent though socially awkward -
Look upon my face, ye mighty, as my persona is excessively a combination of Anglo-Saxon as well as exceptionally intelligent though socially awkward!
I desire to form a professional as well as personal relationship with those that band together to perform activites which are often times either immoral or illegal or both, however, I have been denied the opportunity to further that rapport with said band of individuals as their thoughts are unanimously that my persona is excessively a combination of Anglo-Saxon as well as exceptionally intelligent though socially awkward -
Their thoughts are centrally based around their observation that my persona is excessively a combination of Anglo-Saxon as well as exceptionally intelligent though socially awkward -
Their thoughts are centrally based around their observation that my persona is excessively a combination of Anglo-Saxon as well as exceptionally intelligent though socially awkward -
Verily, it is true that their assessment of myself is correct insomuch as my persona is excessively a combination of Anglo-Saxon as well as exceptionally intelligent though socially awkward -
I have been forced to conclude that it is an incredible amount, doubly so, that my persona is excessively a combination of Anglo-Saxon as well as exceptionally intelligent though socially awkward!
I have achived the office of Valedictorian wilist attending the Massachusetts Institute of Technology
As well, I possess considerable ability, particularly in the more famous diversionary entertainment form pioneered by Gary Gygax
When asked to declare my perferred accompanient to the initials "M.C.", I have chosed the artist who, though having no formal training in the sciences, feels a greater connection to them than to his fellow artists
You are entitled to retain possession of your liter-exceeding quantity of fermented liquid, as I solely require a beverage which is produced by a combination of heated water and dried leaves and whose nomeclature references a former nobleman of Great Britain
I find the assessment that the retainers of my tyres on one of my methods of transportation rotate freely incorrect, as the converse is in fact valid
Indeed, if you were to observe said tyre retainers to form a valid analysis, the conclusion drawn would be that the tyre retainers would not only remain in a fixed position upon casual observation, but critial observation
I posess a number of posable figurines whose designs are based on characters in popular media - it is notable that the enterity of this collection is in excellent condition
The repository of literature in my posession includes, although is in no way limited to, at least one of the works of the renowned physicist Stephen Hawking
My fragment of a popular social networking website is entirely adorned with baubles which are pleasing to the eyes and ears
So much so that individuals beseech me excessively for a notable place in the elite few which I consider the acme
Attention! I retain the knowledge of the constant used for the proportion between a circle's diameter and its circumfrence in great detail - indeed, I can recite this constant to fifty score significant digits
While I do not have a thin plating of gold across the majority of my teeth, they are still supplemented by dental orthodics
Every permutation of items surrounded by bread that I instruct others to prepare on my behalf contains a condiment derived from a mixture of vinegar and egg yolks
I excel at the computer game involving selecting which squares in a designated area contain hazards by utilizing information about how many squares in the surrounding areas contain hazards - I could perform the actions required for an amount of time consistent with multiple repetions of the moon cycling the earth
Upon bearing witness to my excelling at said computer game, you will be left with a permenant sense of awe
For my extremities oscillate at such a velocity as to cause combustion to the surrounding area
There does not exist a computer application which is designated as a defining reason to own said computer which I have failed to execute
Concerning the programming language primarily intended for use as a language to facilite the primary concepts of programming as well as learning additional languages, I have been ranked at the top
One of my diversionary activities happens to be computing permutations through the use of integrating directed forces
While I do not possess a device designed to propel metal projectiles with the express purpose of causing bodily harm, I am in possession of an implement which radiates heat for the purpose of elevating metal to a malleable level
My most favored of musical interludes designed to introduce a television program is the one involving explanation on how the enterity of days of the week are jubliant
My skill in the activity of table tennis is such that should you challenge me, you will be defeated quite handily
On the subject of trivia, I will answer any and all questions posed correctly
I can communicate my intentions, as well as the intentions of others, at an acceptable level for both the languages of Javascript and Klingon -
The following part is the one which I express melodically
Those people observe me utilizing project Ginger as a method of conveyance
I have a belief which radiates through the muscle used as the main pump for the circulatory system that their thoughts are centrally based around their observation that my persona is excessively a combination of Anglo-Saxon as well as exceptionally intelligent though socially awkward -
Their thoughts are centrally based around their observation that my persona is excessively a combination of Anglo-Saxon as well as exceptionally intelligent though socially awkward -
Their thoughts are centrally based around their observation that my persona is excessively a combination of Anglo-Saxon as well as exceptionally intelligent though socially awkward -
Are you incapable of noticing the observation that my persona is excessively a combination of Anglo-Saxon as well as exceptionally intelligent though socially awkward -
Look upon my face, ye mighty, as my persona is excessively a combination of Anglo-Saxon as well as exceptionally intelligent though socially awkward!
I desire to form a professional as well as personal relationship with those that band together to perform activites which are often times either immoral or illegal or both, however, I have been denied the opportunity to further that rapport with said band of individuals as it is patently obvious to even the most casual observer that my persona is excessively a combination of Anglo-Saxon as well as exceptionally intelligent though socially awkward -
Their thoughts are centrally based around their observation that my persona is excessively a combination of Anglo-Saxon as well as exceptionally intelligent though socially awkward -
Their thoughts are centrally based around their observation that my persona is excessively a combination of Anglo-Saxon as well as exceptionally intelligent though socially awkward -
Verily, it is true that their assessment of myself is correct insomuch as my persona is excessively a combination of Anglo-Saxon as well as exceptionally intelligent though socially awkward -
What is the process by which my persona has become excessively a combination of Anglo-Saxon as well as exceptionally intelligent though socially awkward?
I have been going through the processes of observing multiple pieces of information in a casual manner and observing pertinent pieces of information in a discriminating manner
It is clear that you personally have retained the knowledge that I maintain a group of graphic novels pertaining to mutants and their effects on society
I retain a quantity of fluid-based writing implements within a cloth pouch connected to the vestments which I am wearing - it is imperative that I ensure that no harm comes to them
I am quite pleased with my alpha-numeric input device which has been designed to reduce the strain consistent with extended use, as it does not and has not left my person with a sense of ennui
I perform the task of purchasing writable media with the aid of the Internet, as it often yields discounted prices
I have contributed to the writing process of the Internet's formost multi-user accessible encyclopedia
The contents of one film created by the Monty Python troupe has been committed to my memory in an above average manner
Indeed, I could relate the contents of said film verbally, and said action will cause you to roll on the floor, laughing out loud
I manage an entrapanural enterprise which involves me managing hypertext markup language for customers -
When those I consider with a closer social connection than acquaintences require programming syntax, the question arises - Which person should those communicate with?
I perform the action of writing hypertext markup language for the enterity of said subset of those who require programming syntax as well as maintain a closer social connection than acquaintences with myself
Verily, I have even created a section of programming syntax which when interpreted by a browser becomes legible as an HTML document for the canine currently in my possession!
Attention! I have procured a mechanism which loops around my torso in a manner similar to a belt, but also contains zippered pockets
This mechanism was made available to me at a discounted price at a clothing store named after the generation gap
I maintain my nocturnal hours with the companionship of a cylindrical tube which when unraveled, reveals two large plastic sheets with multiple trapped air pockets betwixt them
Surface integrity compromised! Surface integrity compromised! It is my wish that I am witnessed by no one, getting freaky
My persona is excessively a combination of Anglo-Saxon as well as exceptionally intelligent though socially awkward in improbable amounts, as I maintain a more pale shade than dairy products fermented by bacteria
I have been a member of several different social grouping which have included the Audio-Visual Club, extracricular Choir, and a group of people who play Chess
I have only found one query difficult to solve - it was a subjective query as to who I perferred more as the first two captains of the Enterprise in their respective televised programs
I maintain without fail every non-business day at a diversion during which people pretend they have been transported to several centuries prior to the current one
And I have inscribed the designation given me by my parents at the time of my birth onto the garments which are worn underneath my most visible clothing!
Others observe me walking at a relaxed pace and express their revelry vocally
As well as rotate their eyeballs so that the pupils are fixed looking upward primarily owing to the affirmed confirmation that my persona is excessively a combination of Anglo-Saxon as well as exceptionally intelligent though socially awkward -
Solely because my persona is excessively a combination of Anglo-Saxon as well as exceptionally intelligent though socially awkward -
Solely because my persona is excessively a combination of Anglo-Saxon as well as exceptionally intelligent though socially awkward -
Entirely due to the fact that my persona is excessively a combination of Anglo-Saxon as well as exceptionally intelligent though socially awkward -
Sacred Bovine! My persona is excessively a combination of Anglo-Saxon as well as exceptionally intelligent though socially awkward!
I desire to throw a heavy sphere with the express desire to make it collide with wooden spheroids in the fellowship of those that band together to perform activites which are often times either immoral or illegal or both - however, the fact is undisputedly that my persona is excessively a combination of Anglo-Saxon as well as exceptionally intelligent though socially awkward -
Their thoughts are centrally based around their observation that my persona is excessively a combination of Anglo-Saxon as well as exceptionally intelligent though socially awkward -
Their thoughts are centrally based around their observation that my persona is excessively a combination of Anglo-Saxon as well as exceptionally intelligent though socially awkward -
Are you incapable of noticing the observation that my persona is excessively a combination of Anglo-Saxon as well as exceptionally intelligent though socially awkward -
Look upon my face, ye mighty, as my persona is excessively a combination of Anglo-Saxon as well as exceptionally intelligent though socially awkward!
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Yeah. 25Rad coming soon-ish.