I can't decide if my spit tastes like vodka or Jack Daniels.

Nothing like hot combo action.

So yea, apparently drinking dark liquor makes me...agressive...no...assholish...yes, assholish. I almost had my 1st bar fight...

I'm also not ashamed to admit that I love the lead singer of Maroon 5's voice...I do.

I'm @ work the other night when I saw what had to be one of the HAWTEST guys I've ever seen...in my entire life...no really. He was about 6'2 ...or 3, 190....give or take a few pounds, and just fucking hot. *wipes mouth ( Read more... )

Funny...I don't FEEL older. I didn't have an erection when I woke up this morning though, so maybe I'm impotent now...

Thanks to everyone who made this birthday weekend the best yet...

Ugh...have I already expressed my disgust for the summer? More than likely I have, BUT it's my LJ, so repetition is allowed. I walked a couple blocks to the grocery store just now & half way back...RUSTY PIPES! I thought my nose was just running...until I looked down and saw man blood. I hate it so much ( Read more... )

http://wimp.com/rubberjohnny

I'm...still...drunk...and/or high.

...oh god.

The room is spinning.

I'm SUPPOSED to be @ work in a couple hours...I dunno though. Perhaps I'll suck it up and just go in...so they can see I'm useless today & send me home...or maybe I'll just go bury myself under the covers & curse the day I ever met Svedka...that sweet, sweet bitch ( Read more... )

I love porn...I do!

G'night.

This is the happy house...we're happy here ( Read more... )

Ugh.

...but yea, I'm not really feeling Coldplay's latest offering. The new Royksopp though...*thumbs up*.