the awful truth
so i had "the awful truth" (michael moore's old Bravo show) next to my backpack in Chem today, and t.s. (who shall remain anonymous) sees it and says she doesn't like him because "he doesn't have respect for the president". well why should he? republicans were never friendly with clinton, and no films were made to mock/criticize clinton (could it be because he didn't do shady things as president? hmm). contrary to popular belief, bush isn't a saint either, people. bush wants respect? here are some people who would like respect from bush. 1. michael moore. moore went to a convention with bush in attendance, and asks him a simple question. bush answers with "why don't you get a real job?" and laughs that stupid laugh he has. what, being a documentary filmmaker isn't a job? watch "fahrenheit 9/11" to see this, unless you're one of those people who say "MOORE IS ALL LIES! I HATE HIM!! GAAHHHHH!" (i know some of you are) and would rather die than watch a movie going against the all-mighty Bush. and if the white house believes moore is such a liar, why don't they just tell the truth in the first place? 2. the american public (at least the 49% who didn't vote for his sorry ass). just stop lying. stop with the "we won't stop til we find Osama" bullshit. the "mission accomplished in iraq" bullshit. we are worse off now, over there, than when we began. all we have is Saddam, who, contrary to popular Bush belief, DIDN'T plan 9/11. and don't even talk about how the people wanted him out. yes, he may have done evil things, but once we got there, it sure did seem like a lot of Iraqi people were standing up for their country (how dare they!). bush and the US has to stop trying to be the hero all the time, and let countries solve problems for themselves. if we absolutely have to intervene, then at least make sure the country WANTS us there, before we go sending innocent men and women off to die in a false war (and i know people in the army). we just want the truth, mr. president, is that too much to ask?
quotes by our president
1. "You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." - George W. Bush, to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005
- "yeah, work those three jobs while i go make money bombing iraq! good for you!" wtf
2. "I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." -George W. Bush, second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004
- you mean there is more than one Internet?! HOLY ****.
3. "I own a timber company? That's news to me. Need some wood?" -George W. Bush, second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004
- yeah, maybe a nice big baseball bat, to whack you upside the... i mean, no.
4. "My answer is bring them on." -on Iraqi insurgents attacking U.S. forces, Washington, D.C., July 3, 2003
- yes, let's get them more angry at us. GREAT idea.
5. "One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'." ...
Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 12/6/93
- some math: 1 word =/= 3 words