Average

[hegelbagel_]

Tonight, I realized something about my life. That I'm average. I'm average about everything. I'm average at sports, better than some , but never excellent or above the norm. I'm average at grades. My grades have alwasy been average. Tommororw morning I have a major exam in anthropology, and how will I do?? Porb a C?? Average of course. That's if I'

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[chrisegan]

average except where it really counts my friend.... your dick size. Many know the great legend that is the magnum girth of hegel begel dong. So cheer up. Win, loose, your penis will always be big.

But really man, don't feel too bad. If you people you hang out with suck, go hang out with somebody else. You are one of the few people I know who have the ablity to just go out and meet new people and talk to them. You're the super sexy waitor that gets mad tips and flirts with people all the time. Don't feel bad at all. You are an amazingly funny guy. I love you. When you came home you were exactly the same person I know and loved.

That personw ho when I first met I hated but was so cool that despite that I hated him asked me to hang out. Who the fuck does that? Awesome, strange, funny, adorable, big penis'ed guys like you my friend. Never change.

much love <3 Egan.

[chrisegan]

Average? Ha. The last time I checked you were better than average where it counts my friend. Many know of the tale that is the monster cock of Hegel. I'm a pretty average guy, but I have amazing beard growing skills, you have amazing big penis skills. Girls like guys with amazing skils like us

i feel ya

[anonymous]

I always feel the same way. Im average smart and average in everything. Girls I like dont like me. People don't like my obnoxious sense of humour at college.Things are easier back home. Me and you are in the same boat.

-rob levin

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[hegelbagel_]

I jsut came to thses things because of one thing, corry matthews. On Boy Meets World, he jsut thought he was average and I relazied how average I was at everything, it's jsut shitty

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[bethanylockwood]

You are NOT average kev! and everyone knows you aren't. You are a great person in so many ways and such a great friend, and as your friend and others would say the same, you are the complete opposite of average. please dont ever think otherwise,because you dont deserve to think that about yourself.
Love,
Bethany

[nerdomatt]

Hegel, you're one of the funniest/fun to be around people i've ever met. No matter what man, you are not average unless you allow yourself to be.

I can't wait until you get home.
<3 Matt