Goddammit! If I hear any more whining from some of these bastards I am going to vomit. I am not talking about just spitting up some Pepsi either. I am talking about full-on fucking projectile vomit. I just hope it doesn't happen on one of those days that I eat pizza. Pepperoni hurts like a motherfucker when it is barreling out of your throat toward ( Read more... )

hey some of you might be wondering "who the fuck does this fucker hehateme think he is?" Shit, I'm hehateme cause they hate me. That is all you really got to know. Now I don't live in the grown up world cause a lot of you claim that you do and shit I don't want to be living in your fucking world. Rather I will be living in the motherfucking ( Read more... )

Some of you need to just be fucking shot. I mean you are taking away from my precious fucking oxygen. Everytime you yawn I cringe at how much fucking air just got wasted on one of you dumb fucks. None of you know shit about life. But then again that is kind of fucking obvious. You know what I am going to take back that comment just a touch and say ( Read more... )

If I hear one more motherfucker quoting from the fucking show I am going to get you drunk and take you to a tattoo parlor and get Patrick Stewart's fucking head tattooed on your ass. What kind of shit is that show anyway? All right now that we know my stance on that pure shit I am moving on. Ok I see a lot of dumb motherfuckers attempting to bitch ( Read more... )