1) My prom was fifteen years ago today. I don't get why it's trendy to make prom out to be some horrific memory later in life. Except for one fat dateless girl who started bawling halfway through and had to be consoled by our algebra teacher; every person at my prom appeared to be having a good time. I had a good time. Mostly mocking others and ( Read more... )

1) I just crushed a plate of lasagna for lunch. Is there any non-sherbet thing MOAR delish on earth than lasagna?

2) "Global warming" is just a comfortably-secular religion for liberals. Now it's moved past the theological catechismal phase and into crooked Dixie televangelist territory now: Prince Chuck says that the world will end from global ( Read more... )

I'm alive! Just too busy with the new position to goof around during daylight hours.

1) I'm hoping that the fact that I filed my taxes on April 14th means both my refund check and stimulus check will be arriving shortly, and nearly at the same time. I'm expecting that the stimulus check will get lost in the mail, and I'll be audited or something ( Read more... )

1) I'm not dead, I got a promotion the week before last and have been swamped every day. Mainly due to the fact that the individual I am replacing was a TARD and everything is messed up.

2) Saturday night was a blur of staying out until 6AM Sunday. At some juncture, I supposedly made a terrible sleazy pass at some bosnian dude's g/f (which caused ( Read more... )

1) IA's banning indoor smoking on July 1. I'm ambivalent; it would be nice to not smell like crap when I come home however it's also gov't intrusion. But now for the totally lulz-y part: in the same session the legislature balanced the budget based on a projected increase in cigarette tax revenue. (Because people will eagerly pay higher taxes on a ( Read more... )

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1) I'm back from Europe, obviously. pixorz are up on myspace.

2) I lost 1" off my waistline there from all the walking and healthy eating. I intend to try to keep it off but lets keep it real here; the odds aint lookin' too good. I crushed two bagels and a mountain dew in just the last hour.

3) I heard awesome music over there, especially at ( Read more... )

Why I'm already a little homesick for America: It's a news story there when a guy who claims to have a "secret cure" for cancer, a "secret plan" for weight loss, and a "secret way" to get out of debt....turns out to be a fraud ( Read more... )

1) The g.c. here is called Faust and was totally great. Unlike the snobbery I'm used to in the USA, the Danish goths were completely friendly. The owner of the club came over and said that he heard me talking english and wondered where I was from. He introduced me to all the people there and it was just generally cool ( Read more... )

So I'm all up in the Big K aka Kobenhavn aka Copenhagen. My flight here was dreadful; SAS airlines is good but I had some cow sitting next to me the whole flight from O'Hare to here that was coughing and wheezing, so I probably have bird flu or something now ( Read more... )