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Nov 10, 2004 18:57

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Josh Matthews anonymous November 11 2004, 05:18:02 UTC
Heidenreich! How come you don't love me the way you Michael Cole?! JBL has turned away from me because he's got that ebony prince Orlando Jordan! *Sniff* So lonely...

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Re: Josh Matthews heidenreich November 11 2004, 07:13:10 UTC
dear Josh it's alright, some people are meant to be alone
and for you it's because your winky is shaped like an ice cream cone
i am a hoss
you are not my boss
i am buddy lee's boss
go to hell

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A pome for Heidenreich nottwinkie November 11 2004, 18:03:39 UTC
A haiku in honor of the Survivor Series Match

Not Hype, Heidenreich
Big man makes dead man fall down
He's Buddy Lee's Boss

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Re: A pome for Heidenreich heidenreich November 12 2004, 05:19:47 UTC
a haiku is a sign of respect and love
i'll choke out the Undertaker with a rubber glove
and eat his children afterwards
and I hate them God Damn Kerds
i am a hoss
you are not my boss
i am buddy lee's boss
go to hell

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Your mystery teacher. anonymous November 12 2004, 02:49:20 UTC
Heidenreich, you silly git!
There is more to poetry than pointless shout-outs!
You need to tap into the rage that consumes you,
Focus more on the feelings that cause you to torment Michael Cole.
If Master P is your bible,
Then I may have to start sending you Chick tracts
To let you know that Jeebus is the one true way.
Let the anger and rage that drives you in the ring
Flow into your potential masterpieces.
This was a start, but you need my help
For a better prose I will help
'Cause Dave Scherer is still a cunt.
Yeah.

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Re: Your mystery teacher. heidenreich November 12 2004, 05:25:38 UTC
From Meltzer to Scherer in just two days
you commit errors much like Charlie Hayes
Master P is friends with my neighbors' papa
he lays me down and says "Uh, nah nah na nah"
Master P also speaks nothing of your Jeebus
unless you're referring to his dealer Uncle Rebus
he's as cool as it comes
he pays for head from bums
which is where you come into the picture
i foresaw your death in a scripture
actually it was just a menu from Denny's
on pancakes you will choke Kenny
i am a hoss
you are not my boss
i am Buddy Lee's boss
go to hell

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It's me again. anonymous November 13 2004, 04:29:40 UTC
Heidy heidy heidy ho!
Heidy heidy Heidenreich!
Allow me to extend the olive branch!
Maybe we could go to Denny's for brunch.
You got the potential to be a modern day warrior
To be today's Tom Sawyer with a mean, mean stride!
Allow me to ghost write the Masterpieces of Heidenreich!
Together we could make a million bucks!
It's a helluva start!
It could be made into a monster!
Let me be the Lennon to your McCartney
Or if you prefer your Dr. Dre to Missus Mathers' baby boy!
For a better prose I will hunt for you
Just like you'll kill that cunt 'Taker this Sunday!
Yeah.

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I watched Bambi and I didn't cry heidenreich November 14 2004, 09:56:45 UTC
Mr. Berenger Heidenreich has just one thing to ask
how can you make me any money when you hide behind a mask
Heidenreich refuses to believe your up to the task
i'll drain all of your blood and drink it out of a flask
Tom Sawyer and Dr. Dre conjure up images of hate and decay
Eminem gave the band Rush his naked pictures of Bertha Faye
And to you Takercunt Berenger I have nothing more to say
except for 'Cole, you gonna pay!'
i am a hoss
you are not my boss
i am buddy lee's boss
go to hell

P.S.

you wish you could pay like cole
i'll rape you until your as old as Bob Dole

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a POME for heidenreich mark_hamner November 13 2004, 22:46:44 UTC
I am Hamner
not to be confused with Hammer,
you think your rhymes are slick,
but i think you're Rick.
Rick Steiner, that is, that mangy dog,
me and my son buddy lee had sex with a log.
IT'S
HAMNER
TIME!!

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Re: a POME for heidenreich heidenreich November 14 2004, 09:47:51 UTC
The greatness of the Hamner consumes us all
for you are over eight feet tall
unless i've been drinking and my sight is bad
you're still cooler then Buddy Lee by a tad
I hate anyone that hates the Hamner
i'll bury you in an abandoned camper
i am a hoss
you are not my boss
i am buddy Lee's boss
go to hell

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Re: a POME for heidenreich mark_hamner November 15 2004, 16:04:43 UTC
Yes, Hamner is great.
But I'm afraid you are a little late.
For if you don't know of the greatness of Hamner by now,
then you are very foul.
I'm getting my hair braided by a man
his hands really smells like the can.
OW! He really hurts my head.
I should hit him with a piece of lead.
He finally stopped molesting my hair,
he shall get molested by a bear.
Staticy hair is so not cool,
it's just as bad as talking to a ghoul.
Well, Hamner is going to go.
Tell Jerry Lynn he's a ho.
IT'S
HAMNER
TIME!!!

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Hamner, Is it true?? You'll pay!!!~~ heidenreich November 16 2004, 07:58:20 UTC
Heidenreich finds it offensive to be called foul
I'll eat your brains, it will feel like OW
Hamner's not as cool as I once thought
your molesting bear has just been bought
by me and Sgt. Buddy Lee Parker
your black bunghole will be molested until it becomes darker
i am a hoss
you are not my boss
i am buddy lee's boss
go to hell

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I do not! You homo! mark_hamner February 20 2005, 12:58:44 UTC
How wrong of you it is
to think that tis
true of me, that i like kid porn
the only porn for me, is your porn
for kids bodies are so undeveloped,
but yours, yours is perfectly developed
kiddie porn is so over-rated
because the process is so belated
IT'S HAMNER TIME
AND HORSHU TIME TOO

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