HEY/HELP

[heidgod]

Hey all,

Who has a birthday coming up?

Who had a birthday, and I forgot to give you your gift?

Well I found the perfect gift, sure to please even those with picky tastes:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=24085996&ref=sr_gallery_7&&ga_search_query=poop+necklace&ga_search_type=handmade&ga_page=&includes[]=tags&includes[]=title

You damn well

Comments

[javabean]

You know... you don't have to get me the poop necklace for my birthday! Your presence in my life is a far greater present than the poop necklace.

[heidgod]

Poop earrings?

[javabean]

haha they would have to be clip on.

[heidgod]

Damn. hey aren't clip ons...normally that wouldn't be a problem because most likely I could change them...but I don't want to touch moose terds.

Moose terd bracelet it is! Happy Birthday 2.5 months early.