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- 11:42 Today, I'm going to work in Woodstock, IL. And the baby and I are going to a park. That is probably there. 'Cause it was in the movie. #
- 11:42 In other, but similar news, I bet I could do effective tummy time in a corn field. #
- 11:45 OR the Harley Davidson store. I vote there. #
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- 08:16 Awesome. Puke. #
- 08:54 So far, my day has been splendid. #
- 11:03 @ rotting_orange Would it make you feel better if I told you that cause of all of the puke, I got some snuggles? Cause that happened. #
- 11:05 @ MinofSin Hey, I do that! Except for the slick part... that just seems like more effort than it is worth. #
- 12:49 @ MinofSin I am an itchy ( Read more... )
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- 12:38 So, I think that I won a fight this morning while I had two legs and arm strapped down. Like, it was totally not my blood. #
- 22:33 @ mayacatt Please call me. #
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- 20:43 @ TheBloggess Seriously, I am convinced that if you just position it so James Garfield is staring at them, they won't come back. #
- 20:47 @ TheBloggess There is a wole equation, and I can show my math if you want, but basically: James Garfield > Orkin Man. #
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- 17:45 @ nicoleisbetter My favorite was "I am just being really good right now because I am just not hitting anybody." #
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- 14:59 @ eboniorchid Water. Cold cold water. That is the only thing that makes this at all ok. #
- 17:00 @ eboniorchid I went to a park with a water toy sprinkler thingy. That was lovely. Though, a suggestion: Bring a child. #
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- 21:02 Dude, both kids just put themselves to bed. #
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- 13:27 So, I think Riley's mother just paid him to move in with me. #
- 13:30 $100, fyi. That is all of the motivation that it took. I feel that if somebody has to be bribed to live with me, it should require way more. #
- 13:31 I am kind of a pain, really. Maybeit is a monthly stipend. #
- 13:47 @ mayacatt I have global reach #
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- 12:32 These children need seagull etiquette lessons. #
- 18:07 N to his mom, "Well, Rachel is not dying yet, but she's not long off." #
- 18:16 This sounds way more threatening when I write it down, fyi. Like I am gonna get shoved down the stairs any second. #