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[heinousanus5446]

To whom it may concern

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[mulletbarbie]

Your phone was wedged in the backseat of my car.

I only found it because i damn near commited vehicular homicide when it rung.

You've like 43573249389134728 missed calls and Will Cutlers been calling you every 3.5 seconds.

And, for the life of me, i cannae find you and/or figure out how to turn the god awful thing off.

[drunknmunky]

i heart you...