Work last nite..woooooooooooooooooooooah...i walked into teh shop when a guy wit a huge meat cleaver was robbin teh place!!!As usual iw asnt payin attenion wen i walked in but then it hit me wen he was screamin for teh money outta the till..then he thought i was pressin sum panick button and came at me wit teh fuckin cleaver...shoutin at me for teh ( Read more... )

peachy came down last nite and stretched my ear...i didnt think it wud hurt as much as it did the first 2 times but oh hela how wrong was i!!my ear isnt meant to stretch that faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar...but all in the name of sexuallness it had to b done!!!Im off today and alreadi bored stupid...jsut watched the new wallace n gromit movie...it was ( Read more... )

hi-diddly-ho ( Read more... )

I am extraordinary, if you'd ever get to know me ( Read more... )

*sighs ( Read more... )

ah dear ( Read more... )

No-one falls in love by choice,it is by chance.
No-one stays in love by chance,it is by work.
No-one falls out of love by chance,its by choice.

paaaaaaaaah..
hate wen things r done to teach u a lesson..
mebe i cud b wrong..
but it fuckin rags teh life outta me...

fuck this for a game of soliders..pow pow..

i sold my fone to albino children for drug money....

hey-diddly-hooooooooooo ( Read more... )