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On kittens? No, just more fighting.
Damian: I hate kittens.
Steph: Yeah, riiight.
Damian: Yeah right what? Like you could prove otherwise?
Steph: .......... I can't. [DAMMIT.]
Damian: Ha! You've failed again, then.
Steph: [Mumbles something about Alfred.]
Damian: What?
Steph: Nothing.
Damian: You mumbled something.
Steph: Did not.
Damian: I heard it and saw your lips move.
Steph: You imagined it.
Damian: I would never confuse my imagination for reality.
Steph: Maybe you just did.
Damian: I did not.
Steph: Did too!
Damian: [Kicks in shins.]
Steph: [GOES DOWN LIKE A PILE OF BRICKS.]
Damian: [Folds arms and looks down at her, triumphantly.]
Steph: [Tries to grab his ankle B( ]
Damian: Pull me down and I will intentionally fall on you, and it will hurt.
Steph: You weigh like 20 pounds.
Damian: No. I weigh more than that! And it's all muscle.
Steph: And your giant ears.
Damian: My ears are not giant.
Steph: Are too. Like a mouse's.
Damian: [You can have his other ankle. He's going to put his foot up on your ribs and put his weight against her >:(]
Steph: OW THE WEIGHT OF YOUR EARS IS CRUSHING ME--
Damian: [HEAVIER WEIGHT.]
Steph: ... ow. [Okay, PUSHING BACK now.]
Damian: [Uppin' the ante.]
Steph: [Okay, just gonna try to toss his ass off now because she feels like her ribs are gonna crack >:[ ]
Damian: [He stops stepping on her, careful not to lose his balance.]
Steph: That hurt!
Damian: You deserved it.
Steph: No, I didn't.
Damian: I'll be the judge of that, thank you very much.
Steph: ... I hope you find spiders in your bed.
Damian: If I did, I'd bring them to your room and put them up your nose and mouth while you were sleeping.
Steph: Like I haven't Damian-proofed my room.
Damian: Like I haven't already figured out how to get by them. I can get by Batman's security; yours is child's play.
Steph: You're... ugh. Just. Ugh.
Damian: "Ugh" and highly trained. Deal with it.
Steph: [EYEROLL.]
Damian: For example, I know what kind of extra security locks you've installed on your windows. It would only take me another thirty seconds to disarm them.
Steph: It's really creepy that we're talking about this.
Damian: I'm just pointing out how inferior you are at this.
Steph: I know you love doing that...
Damian: I do.
Steph: Gee, thanks.
Damian: Plus, you have no additional reinforcements in the walls.
Damian: I hate kittens.
Steph: Yeah, riiight.
Damian: Yeah right what? Like you could prove otherwise?
Steph: .......... I can't. [DAMMIT.]
Damian: Ha! You've failed again, then.
Steph: [Mumbles something about Alfred.]
Damian: What?
Steph: Nothing.
Damian: You mumbled something.
Steph: Did not.
Damian: I heard it and saw your lips move.
Steph: You imagined it.
Damian: I would never confuse my imagination for reality.
Steph: Maybe you just did.
Damian: I did not.
Steph: Did too!
Damian: [Kicks in shins.]
Steph: [GOES DOWN LIKE A PILE OF BRICKS.]
Damian: [Folds arms and looks down at her, triumphantly.]
Steph: [Tries to grab his ankle B( ]
Damian: Pull me down and I will intentionally fall on you, and it will hurt.
Steph: You weigh like 20 pounds.
Damian: No. I weigh more than that! And it's all muscle.
Steph: And your giant ears.
Damian: My ears are not giant.
Steph: Are too. Like a mouse's.
Damian: [You can have his other ankle. He's going to put his foot up on your ribs and put his weight against her >:(]
Steph: OW THE WEIGHT OF YOUR EARS IS CRUSHING ME--
Damian: [HEAVIER WEIGHT.]
Steph: ... ow. [Okay, PUSHING BACK now.]
Damian: [Uppin' the ante.]
Steph: [Okay, just gonna try to toss his ass off now because she feels like her ribs are gonna crack >:[ ]
Damian: [He stops stepping on her, careful not to lose his balance.]
Steph: That hurt!
Damian: You deserved it.
Steph: No, I didn't.
Damian: I'll be the judge of that, thank you very much.
Steph: ... I hope you find spiders in your bed.
Damian: If I did, I'd bring them to your room and put them up your nose and mouth while you were sleeping.
Steph: Like I haven't Damian-proofed my room.
Damian: Like I haven't already figured out how to get by them. I can get by Batman's security; yours is child's play.
Steph: You're... ugh. Just. Ugh.
Damian: "Ugh" and highly trained. Deal with it.
Steph: [EYEROLL.]
Damian: For example, I know what kind of extra security locks you've installed on your windows. It would only take me another thirty seconds to disarm them.
Steph: It's really creepy that we're talking about this.
Damian: I'm just pointing out how inferior you are at this.
Steph: I know you love doing that...
Damian: I do.
Steph: Gee, thanks.
Damian: Plus, you have no additional reinforcements in the walls.