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[hekaterine]

I'm not sure if this will be entirely readable because the print is so small, but try to make out as much as possible. It's something they gave to us at orientation during our "student issues" talk. I had wanted to share it with all of you and now I can because a fellow Mudd frosh scanned it in and put it on his facebook :)

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[famebound]

haha they have to give you a manual because otherwise all the sexually inexperienced nerdy kids wouldn't know what to do... hehe

[scun]

they want to make sure you get the basics down before you try anything you might have seen in trekkie pr0n. Those Klingons moves are NOT considered standard n00b fare.

I'm so showing Mom and Dad this.

[anonymous]

Hahahahaha! Just so they know what you are up to down there in CA!

(Oh and by the way, you can totally come to my house for Thanksgiving. Mom said you mentioned it. You can come any weekend you like.)

Love,
Megan