Horny

Sep 19, 2014 03:19


Title: Horny
Pairing: Yixing/Sehun
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 5.8k
Summary: Yixing is transforming into a unicorn. Sehun only wants to help.
Notes: Written in March.

Yixing is never introducing himself as EXO's healing unicorn again. )

fic, sexing

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splickerflicker September 21 2014, 19:46:21 UTC
thIs WAS SO FUNNY I COULDNT EVEN
SRSLY I WANT TO QUOTE THE LINES THAT MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD BUT THEN AGAIN I'D BE COPY PASTING THE ENTIRE FIC

CURRENTLY RECCING THIS TO MY ENTIRE TLIST

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helaas September 21 2014, 20:19:56 UTC
Omg thank you, you're too kind! I'm so excited when I manage to make someone laugh :D

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exolover333 September 21 2014, 20:39:49 UTC
what is this???? omg I was cringing and laughing shamelessly throughout and just dammit its beautiful *throws glitter in ur face*

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helaas September 21 2014, 20:57:32 UTC
Having glitter thrown in your face is the highest honor an author can receive. I accept this. :D

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bianca747 September 21 2014, 22:59:57 UTC
*sprinkles glitter all over you and this fic*
I haven't laughed this much when reading a fic in a while. THIS WAS AWESOME!

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helaas September 21 2014, 23:45:05 UTC
*rolls around in all the glitter*

THANK YOU!

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yelrihs_jefan September 23 2014, 15:40:56 UTC
omfg words can't express how much I loved this xDD It was so hilarious, I was literally letting out high-pitched shrieks of laughter at parts :') LayTao running an "ugly faces that Luhan makes" Tumblr blog and Baekhyun being the bitchiest ass in the group lmao
Ugh and it's been so long since I've indulged in SeXing porn (there's been a shortage recently actually...) so thank you so much for this, it was perfect ♥

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helaas September 23 2014, 16:20:37 UTC
Lovely comments like this are the reason I keep writing! Also I need an outlet for dick jokes >.> But mostly I like to make people laugh! I have no idea why sexing isn't more popular, they're so fun to write. Thanks so much for reading!

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mean_old_lady September 23 2014, 20:31:22 UTC
I laughed so much reading this. "Let's get on Luhan's bed" Hahaha. My favorite part was the get well cards "I did it and I'm not sorry" i laughed so hard i cried at that spot. Thank you for such an awesome hilarious read.

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helaas September 23 2014, 21:05:53 UTC
Omg thanks for leaving a comment! I try so hard to be funny, I'm glad that it sometimes works out. ;) You have to imagine Jongdae's get well card as one of those drawings I would make for you on your computer. That's what it looks like.

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