01. logan picspam

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Made for picspammy's current challenge.



WHY LOGAN ECHOLLS? He's witty, a bad boy, hot, and the boy can deliver one-liners and brood like no other. TAKE THAT BEN MACKENZIE! I will only be picspamming Seasons one and two, not season three because of the absence of Witty!Logan and more of Emo!Logan. Me and Emo!Logan don't get along at all. Sorry for my horrible coloring on most of these, and enjoy =)
Side note - It took time to treat and color these caps, so do not steal and especially no hotlinking!!

1x01 • Pilot



VERONICA: Every school has an obligatory psychotic jackass. He's ours.

1x02 • Credit Where Credit's Due



LOGAN: Hey Catlin. Baby, you've been to my house a bunch, right?
CATLIN: Yep.
LOGAN: It's nice, right? It's clean, well-kept...
CATLIN: Very.
LOGAN: Yeah. You wanna know why? It's because Weevil's grandma keeps it that way.

1x03 • Meet John Smith



LOGAN: Hey, did you hook up with Shelley last night?
DUNCAN: Uh, she's a talker, you know. Turns out she has conflicted feelings towards her new step-mom and the color scheme the woman's chosen for the family rec room-
LOGAN: I hate it when they talk.
DUNCAN: Yeah, I know it.

1x04 • The Wrath of Con



LOGAN: A little girl-on-girl action in the limo!
DUNCAN: Oh man! Dude! That's my sister and my girlfriend.
LOGAN: Yeah, dude, like that one's not in the rotation.

1x05 • You Think You Know Somebody



TROY: Isn't this where we parked? Tell me that this isn't where we parked. Please, someone tell me that you can see my father's car and this heart attack i'm having right now is for nothing.
LOGAN: Well maybe it's like Brigadoon. If you come back in a hundred years, it'll be right back in this spot.

1x06 • Return Of the Kane



VERONICA: Bravo, Logan. It's a new low. And just when the critics were having some doubts.
LOGAN: Must be talking about your, uh, narc friend, W-W-W-Wanda. Look, I just don't... have time to be responsible for every little thing that goes wrong in your life.

1x07 • The Girl Next Door



MR. CLEMMONS: Your father has generously offered to donate a pair of boots for a school fundraising auction.
LOGAN: Not the ones made for walking. God, I love those boots.

1x10 • An Echolls Family Christmas



LOGAN: Come on.
VERONICA: I love the smell of testosterone in the morning.
LOGAN: This is why I suggested attack dogs. But no, my mother wanted an Alpaca.

1x12 • Clash of The Tritons



AARON: You had private detectives following me.
LYNN: Only on location. The women here I've always known.
LOGAN: [sarcastically] Gosh, Mom. Gee, Dad. Will I be going to live with Grandma?

1x13 • Lord of The Bling



AARON: Have you heard from your sister?
LOGAN: Yeah. She sent a telegram. Heartbroken. Stop. Can't make it back from Sydney. Stop. Underwater scene shoot tomorrow. Stop. Entire crew said prayer for Mom. Stop. Love you. Stop.
AARON: Logan.
LOGAN: Stop? Boy, there's no people like show people.

1x14 • Mars vs. Mars



LOGAN: I know my mother!
VERONICA: I heard she left a note.
LOGAN: Well, yeah, she wants people to think she's dead. But if she was going to really do the deed, it'd be Chardonnay and sleeping pills. You know, she wouldn't risk being found bug-eyed and bloated in some shrimp net.

1x15 • Ruskie Business



TRINA: I'm heading home now. I guess some accountant finally canceled Mom's cards.
LOGAN: But if you're coming home, who will play Dead Hooker Two on CSI this week?

1x17 • Kanes and Abel's



LOGAN: A file on Duncan.
VERONICA: There's a file on everyone.
LOGAN: It's thorough. I'm glad my alibi held up.

1x18 • Weapons of Class Destruction



DUNCAN: What is it with these fire drills? This is the third one this week.
LOGAN: Maybe we should do a story on Oxycontin use in the administration office.

1x19 • Hot Dogs



TRINA: Is Dad still at dinner?
LOGAN: Yeah, but he's not far. I'm sure if you really tried you could blow smoke up his ass from here.

1x20 • M.A.D.



VERONICA: Hey, do you think this thing... will ever get more normal?
LOGAN: What, like will we ever hang at the mall and hold hands and buy each other teddy bears with hearts that say "I wuv you bear-y much"?

1x21 • A Trip To the Dentist



DICK: Dude, so not laughing. This [surfboard] is my child.
LOGAN: Okay, dude, the thought of you breeding... ahh.

1x22 • Leave It to Beaver



VERONICA: What do you want me to say Logan?
LOGAN: "Logan, I'm going to go home and put my head in the oven because I can't go on living knowing what a heartless BITCH I am." Something like that!
VERONICA: So you're saying you want me dead?
LOGAN: Yes.

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