Oh, great oracle

[fatherofthebug]

Please explain the infinite improbability drive to me. I left my towel and my guide on Ursa Minor Beta.

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[gothhenge]

Without your towel, you are not a happening frood, and are therefore unworthy of the Oracle's wisdom.

- (Evil) Oracle Chris

[gothhenge]

That concoction sounds good until your doughy concoction gets poured down the disposal, only you don't run the disposal, and then the milk spoils, and later on down the line, you invite some chick over and she smells the rotten milk, and then she doesn't want to have sex with you.

The moral of the story is, always run your disposal, then you will get laid.