I'd recommend a jet-powered backpack. Usage of a parachute may be necessary, as you may be propelled to a great height above ground level, and shutting off power from that height may cause injury or sudden death.
Follow this advice at your own risk. helenoracle can not be held responsible for any damages resulting from your attempt to follow the above advice. Consult with a competent professional before attempting your escape. Do not operate jet pack in rain or near water.
Arrr, it's all about perspective, Jim-me-lad.lindsaybitsAugust 16 2005, 13:01:42 UTC
Depends on the type of hole, size (in height and width), and whether it's literal or metaphorical.
If it's a real hole, i'd strongly suggest you get off the bloody computer and get to climbin (altho one might inquire as to what sort of internet connectivity you've got down there).
If it's a metaphorical hole, take a moment to ponder whether or not you'll remember the hole (and your current supposed plcce in it) in 10 years. If not, then chances are it's not a hole, but rather a minor divet from which a simple step back/forward is required.
If it IS something you'll remember in 10 years, then more information is required to give proper advice; in lieu of more data, i will proceed to cross my eyes and hum "The Bells of Saint Mary" for 5 minutes. After i am done, i will go back to something vaguely resembling productivity and mull over the possibility of getting a choco taco for lunch today.
If you got yourself into it you can get your own damned self out of it. Instead of running straight to the internet and whining to the smartest and wisest group there, how about you get off your lazy, pansy ass and get to climbing?
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Follow this advice at your own risk. helenoracle can not be held responsible for any damages resulting from your attempt to follow the above advice. Consult with a competent professional before attempting your escape. Do not operate jet pack in rain or near water.
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If it's a real hole, i'd strongly suggest you get off the bloody computer and get to climbin (altho one might inquire as to what sort of internet connectivity you've got down there).
If it's a metaphorical hole, take a moment to ponder whether or not you'll remember the hole (and your current supposed plcce in it) in 10 years. If not, then chances are it's not a hole, but rather a minor divet from which a simple step back/forward is required.
If it IS something you'll remember in 10 years, then more information is required to give proper advice; in lieu of more data, i will proceed to cross my eyes and hum "The Bells of Saint Mary" for 5 minutes. After i am done, i will go back to something vaguely resembling productivity and mull over the possibility of getting a choco taco for lunch today.
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