Daily Reese Journal, Volume 3

[helenslazyho]

Woah, we're a little behind with this edition.  I sincerely apologize to all you Reese fans and Reese fetishists who make this your one-stop destination for records of Reese's wacky adventures with moi.

The same ominous rain clouds that zig zagged through the region today seemed to be zig zagging their way through our moods this morning as well.  In

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[notlostonme]

I moved into my very own first apartment all by myself today. It has a garbage disposal and TWO closets in the bedroom and a gazebo and a hammock and flowers and room for my dog and cat, but up until now I hadn't realized just how much Reese it is lacking. It is completely devoid of any Reese and after all of this, I am not sure I want to live there anymore. I feel a bit cheated.

[xreesex]

I assure you, there is plenty of Reese to go around. However, I don't think Reese is nearly as awesome as she is being portrayed in these entries.

[helenslazyho]

Stop being so modest!

[helenslazyho]

Who built that place and decided that the bedroom needed two closets? "Well I know that if I lived here, I'd need one closet for my clothes and one for my closet-sized time machine." Congrats, though!

I'd lend you my Reese, but I'd be afraid you'd get attached and I wouldn't get it back.

[xreesex]

Hrm. I seem to remember quite a few activities taking place after the eye-raping that was VABB. Such as, but not limited to:

Holey sock examinations
Attacks by grizzly bears who do not, in fact, enjoy blood
Many rounds of "If your name is Reese...", and you losing each one
Back Defender 2: Feline addition

[helenslazyho]

I didn't want to make anybody else tooo jealous. As you can see, I'm a bit lacking in the friends department as it is.