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Here's an excuse for updating my journal.
I have this wooden chest...er...like a box you put stuff in (not like my body has a large wooden panel on the front of it), and I love it. Whenever I take something out of it, it smells like the chest. Its this woody scent. Its nice. Its like my magazines were kept woodlands fresh for me while waiting for me to access them next. -
Passin' Thru the 'Hood
1. I work with this Irish woman. She's as nice as can be, but she pronounces McDonalds as Mack-Donalds, which completly infuriates me. Especially because of the emphasis she puts on the "Mack" part. She'll say something like "Hey, is he eating MACK Donalds?" I can't work like this!
2. Weezer has once again wasted everyone's time. Thanks a lot ( Read more... ) -
From the Archives
I found this today, while digging around in saved files. I think it was originally meant to be posted here, but for whatever reason, it wasn't. And honestly, I dont remember who we're even talking about. Oh, and just for the record, this was my first and only discussion with "Michael Handlan ( Read more... ) -
Rabbit Delocalization
Things in East Coast America are fantastic, thanks for asking. I've given up communicating online to people, because I'm terrible at it. Sorry. But I still like you. I could try, you know, if you want me to.
Also, I think you should know that I like guitar solos more now than I used to. I think this is pretty important in getting to know me. -
Dead People Saying Dead Things
Oh yeah, sorry about that. I was taking this long nap, right? And I sort of forgot that I had to keep in contact with my friends. You guys are still my friends, right?
I'm gonna try to say stuff to you all. Like, "Hey, remember me? Lets hug each other in our minds and forget that I was ignoring humanity for a few months." I suppose you could ( Read more... ) -
Musical Tin Can
I've thoroughly been enjoying the new Akron/Family album. It joins this year's Animal Collective and Panda Bear albums in this remarkable trifecta of near-perfect albums. Oh, and the new Jens Lekman is really pretty too. And have you listened to the new Liars yet? Because thats really good too. What else...well, the new Fiery Furnaces album is ( Read more... ) -
I Must've Had to Have Eaten the Pizza First
I had the most amazing dream last night. It was one of those dreams where you wake up and actually find yourself depressed that it was just a dream. I wasn't just depressed. I was pissed off. It felt so real. So logical. Dispite the fact that it...well...wasn't.
In my dream, I live in some apartment and this girl lives in an apartment in a ( Read more... ) -
Italian Cooking Vs. Me
I was eating gnocchis for lunch. The problem with gnocchis is that they fill you up rather quickly. They have a tendency to morph into one large solid block of potato-dough in your stomach. Seeing as how I wasn't going to be able to finish the bowl, I brought the bowl over to the kitchen's trash can (oh, this story takes place at work, by the ( Read more... ) -
Oral Liberation
I don't remember if I told you this or not, but I've had braces on my teeth for the past 2.5 years. I was unhappy with my teeth, so I figured this was the best way to take care of that ( Read more... ) -
Planet Shrub
The most exausting weekend in recent memory is over, and I've succesfully managed to tear apart my backyard, in an attempt to give myself more space. See, it was feeling claustrophobic back there, with all the shrubbery and useless decorative plants. I wanted yard. Yard to mow. Yard to trot in. Yard to have a picnic in, if I so felt like it. ( Read more... )