4-5-04 Never Forget
So I think my interview with Lockheed this morning went pretty well. I'll probably find out if I got the job within a week or 2.
But the real news is as follows: I was eating a fun size bag of Chee-tos in the dark, under the assumption that there would be nothing in my SEALED bag of Chee-tos but crunchy cheese-flavored snacks. It was pretty uneventful for the first 2/3 of the bag, but at that point, something went horribly wrong. After putting a few more alleged Chee-tos in my mouth, I discovered that a taste worse than any taste I could ever imagine was Inside My Mouth. I spit the contents back into the bag and ran downstairs into the light. I watched in horror as the bag and my teeth were filled with black shit. I poked around with a few toothpicks and brushed my teeth, but I still felt like I was going to ralph eternal for the next 30 minutes. I will never eat another Chee-to again.
But the real news is as follows: I was eating a fun size bag of Chee-tos in the dark, under the assumption that there would be nothing in my SEALED bag of Chee-tos but crunchy cheese-flavored snacks. It was pretty uneventful for the first 2/3 of the bag, but at that point, something went horribly wrong. After putting a few more alleged Chee-tos in my mouth, I discovered that a taste worse than any taste I could ever imagine was Inside My Mouth. I spit the contents back into the bag and ran downstairs into the light. I watched in horror as the bag and my teeth were filled with black shit. I poked around with a few toothpicks and brushed my teeth, but I still felt like I was going to ralph eternal for the next 30 minutes. I will never eat another Chee-to again.