JE - Five Things Meme, Part III - Pin

[helicoptersky]

Title: Five Lame Excuses Pi Came Up With (After Getting Caught Doing Inappropriate Things To Jin)
Pairings: Yamashita Tomohisa / Akanishi Jin
Rating: PG-13
Author Notes: Again, written for the Five Things meme! In particular for zoeycleybourne - I hope I can make your day a little bit better ♥ ♥ ♥ (also, unbetaed. will be fixing stuff when I noticed mistakes.)

Comments

[8lucky8]

that was great i just love it. it was really funny, i think i like number 3 the best because kame being a smartass is funny. but now you should write a version with yamapi and jin with ryo

[helicoptersky]

Thank you, glad you enjoyed!
And I might :D

[samenashi]

“Yes,” Yamapi agrees immediately, even though he is absolutely no idea what Kame is talking about (he suspects Kame is secretly watching medical shows and trying to be a smartass, but Yamapi is not going to admit not knowing what a trach-something is), “Yes, definitely.”

DSAGASGDAGSDAGSD IL PI. AND YOU. I had this dream last night that you started posting you/Ryo fic, and like, I read it in the dream and people replied all "I SHIP THIS NOW!!!!!!!!!! OTP!!!!!!!!!!!!" and then everyone started writing it and making banners and icons. So then when I woke up and saw this on my flist, I have to be honest, I really did think it was some you/Ryo RPS.

[helicoptersky]

AHAHAHAHHAHAHA AHAHHAHAHAHHAH

OH GOD ILU ♥. kajgkblkhasldabsdsad. I AM LAUGHING SO HARD THAT I'M CRYING, NOW LIE. LIKE, TEARS ARE COMING OUT. AKGDALDGALGDBHALDGA. Oh god you DREAM ABOUT ME POSTING ME/RYO FIC dies dies dies. IS THAT HOW CREEP I AM? GODDDD~ BANNERS. ICONS. lasgdajlds i am SHRIEKING. HYSTERICALLY.

... now I can not stop imagining possible scenarios. YOU MAKE ME EVEN MORE CREEP. dies.

♥

[samenashi]

adsfklhafsdjahdsfkjlhasdf crying. If it helps, in the dream I read the fic and was like, Oh man, that was awesome, another Ryo ship for me to love. ALSO YOU POSTED THE FIC LABELLED AS RYO/SHIGE OR SOMETHING, AND IT STARTED OUT WITH RYO AND SHIGE TALKING AND THEN SUDDENLY IT WAS ALL ABOUT YOU. WITHOUT ANY WARNING. IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL. ♥♥♥

[helicoptersky]

hvhasvddasld ANOTHER RYO SHIP. SHIP. AND THEN IT IS ME AND RYO ♥ ♥ ♥ AND OH GOD DIES. There are no words. NO WORDS. And asöljdglksgds i am so proud of dream!me, that is such a ninja way! Because if you put Ryo/O.C. no one will read it, but everyone would be like O NICE NISHIKATO .. EXCEPT IT IS TOTALLY NOT AHAHAHHAHHAHAHA. (Ryo/me/Shige would be A-ok too. Just sayin')

..... THERE WAS SHIPPING. lhgdhlgalsdgasldgsa BAWLING, STILL.

I KEEP THINKING OF ALL THESE MARY SUE PLOTS. I could be like, their Stylist-san, or a totally hip FOREIGNER CELEBRITY who gets her wish fulfilled on Muchaburi (SEX WITH RYO IS THE WISH), or JE HIRES AN ENGLISH TEACHER BECAUSE THEY FAIL SO HARD ölashdaöshdadhsadö dies.

[bosver]

skfhsajfhskfa my day sucked cause I spent it all the time trying to come up with some good lyrics....

BUT THEN I READ THIS AND SUDDENLY EVERYTHING IS BRIGHTER.
and im kind of tempted to write a song about how good a threesome between Pi, Jin and Ryo could be...Ofcourse I wont do that (*angst*) but instead I'll tell you how awesooooooooome this fic was XDDDDDD My chin hurts, God. I laughed so hard XD;;;;;

"I'm really drunk"...."I'm hot" ? XDDDDDDDDDDD Hahah~ Lovely excuses yet no one seems to buy them XDDD 'cept Ryo's...cause, well, he IS hot....

[helicoptersky]

Yay, I am really glad that I managed to make your day a little brighter! *BREAMS*

THANK YOU SO MUCH! ♥

[tsukimiso]

Oh but if that is not freaking awesome then I know not what is. XD Excellent use of bitchy!Kame and cocky!Ryo. ♥

[helicoptersky]

Hahahahah I love it when Kame bitches and Ryo is completely full of himself.

THANKS SO MUCH! ♥

[tsukimiso]

All part of the Pin experience! ...God why does that sound like a cheesy commercial. XD Pin should have cheesy commercials. ♥

YW! :D

[spurious]

My roommate is standing on the porch having a cigarette, and she had the screen door open, but she just closed it because I WAS LAUGHING TOO LOUDLY AT THIS. ILU. THIS IS SERIOUSLY SO FUNNY. A PENIS MASSAGE. FROM VENEZUALA. AND THEN RYO.
DYING.

[helicoptersky]

basdjsadbasd I AM SO PROUD. Also, you Takki icon makes me squee ♥
EVERYONE WOULD LOVE A VENEZUELAN MASSAGE, DON'T EVEN LIE.

Ryo is so ninja, he's in almost EVERY fic, regardless what pairing. XD

[spurious]

I felt the icon was especially appropriate since I am drunk! XD

OH I TOTALLY WOULD LOVE ONE. OBVS.

Ryo is so good for cameos. Ilhim.