thanks to my inability to correctly process oxygen through my respiratory system i was able to stay up all night and watch the complete series of freaks and geeks.

aaron got me all this blogger junk from a nerd conference he was employed at and i didn't want to wear the apparel without blogging and be some sort of blog poser... so here it goes.

life:: i traveled down to surf city, usa for a week to hangout with hot cousins. that was radness. i would blog more about it but others already have. (ie. hot ( Read more... )

i've coughing and wheezing as much as nerds love star wars.

i constantly feel like throwing up.

i feel like death...

...after hes been fisted.

amazing arcade fire ( Read more... )

this update comes to you via the internet surfing abilities of donny's computer. i got my pc back with repairs to the ram and processor, but like a dead beat dad it still refused to work, so i have to ship it back out. weaksauce ( Read more... )

things that are broken:
my car.
my computer.
my pockets.

things that aren't broken:
my bad habits.
my dancing.
my hymen.

we watched the first-class show known as macgyver today...

derek: macgyver hates guns.
me: then i hate guns!!!
derek: me too.
both: push-push, high five!!!

so western said i can attend their school this fall if i promised to shower at least once a week and if vowed to not go to the rec center naked or wiggle my wiener at visiting freshmen.

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in case you were wondering (like i was), the nair hair remover lotion really does work...dammit.