Sunshine.
Jack Stewart [icon relevant]:
- He’s a family guy in every way but is jealous of his own kids. Sometimes. When the mood hits.
- He takes gratuitous amounts of pictures. Bright things of course. Cheerful bastard.
- Enjoys subjecting all <18 year old family members to violent war history movies. He’s raising an army.
- Has an irrational fear of inanimate objects trying to kill him.
- Enjoys wearing sweats just to spite Liam.
- Bites his nails. Thus the manicures.
- Hates. Blond. Models. With a fiery, burning passion.
- He doesn’t make the bed…at all. He’s horrible at it when he does attempt to.
- Gripes continuously in his head about everything. He’s got high blood pressure because of it.
- Window shops online.
- Hates shopping for anything beside home goods.
- He has all seven Harry Potter books on his iPod. Loser.
- Hums when grading… which is why he tends to grade things alone as it would probably get annoying after awhile. Nothing in particular. He can’t hum just ONE song, instead he hums the chorus from one and then the bridge to …ten different others. He doesn’t realize he does it even, but has been told enough to know he must.
- He reserves singing for showers and drinking. High pitched singing voice - it embarrasses him, so he refuses to do it when sober.
- Worries that Liam is going to overdose on vitamin intake one of these days.
- He is usually a heavy sleeper, except for when being molested. He’s perfected pretending to be asleep as he secretly enjoys it.
- Grammar Nazi. Grades accordingly.
- Embraces “Talk like a Pirate Day”. He really continues it every year because it confuses the hell out of his husband, who for some reason hasn’t made the connection. Probably because he thinks that Jack is a weirdo… and he’s right.
- Once he smells bacon he craves it and has no choice but to get a bacon cheeseburger. Very good metabolism. It’s the only thing saving him from being over 250lbs. That and his spazzing.
- Resents the fact that Liam left the school they both taught at as he can’t see him as often.
- Resents the fact that Liam won’t let him strike up friendships with people at the school he left because said friends like him. He’s in his mid-thirties and married. He can be trusted to fend off some lady in her late twenties.
- Thinks it’s cute when Liam tries cooking, and by cooking I mean more than grabbing the menu for take-out and ordering it.
- Still draws stick-figure porn. :) In his Valentine’s and birthday cards to his darling husband. <3