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heliocide

The logical conclusion of the LDG

Apr 07, 2008 22:10

So this is actually a real movie. Yes, that's right. Zombie Strippers.

I suppose it was only a matter of time before we moved from the Living Dead Girls to this. Who needs a funny, talented, underground dance troop of hot, zombie burlesque dancers when you've got Jenna Fucking Jameson as a stripper who will give you a lap-dance, and eat your ( Read more... )

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rivetpepsquad April 8 2008, 05:44:02 UTC

And you BETTER believe that I keep getting sent this every 10 seconds.

There's a poster outside my workplace. What part of blond, alive Jenna Jameson is supposed to denote "zombie flick?"

Rarr.

(Also, you are sweet.)

heliocide April 8 2008, 18:37:00 UTC

What part of blond, alive Jenna Jameson is supposed to denote "zombie flick?"

Exactly! Where do they get off making her blond, anyhow? :P

rivetpepsquad April 8 2008, 18:38:46 UTC

I should amend that: we certainly have our share of BLOND yo.

Just not so....stereotypically "blond." You know what I mean.

And ALIVE! WHAT! GIVES!

heliocide April 8 2008, 18:43:37 UTC

Well clearly an alive Jenna Jameson is a problem on every level.

Yup, any way you slice it, Jenna being alive isn't really a good thing. Of course, if you just keep slicing it, she won't be alive, so then it's not really a problem...

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raychoo April 8 2008, 15:58:04 UTC

I am more surprised by the fact that this is an R-rated movie than I am by anything else. I'm sure it will be terrible, but I do actually kinda like Jenna Jameson:
http://www.goodvibes.com/ItemSearch--search-jameson--srcin-1
And I have a soft-spot for Robert Englund, too.

heliocide April 8 2008, 18:39:24 UTC

Ok, Robert Englund I can kinda see. He does have that Hugh-Hefner-of-the-Underworld sort of vibe going for him. But Jenna? Really? This you have to explain.

raychoo April 8 2008, 19:24:29 UTC

I found out about Jenna when a friend of mine started working for Good Vibes and HAD to watch a ton of the porn that they rent and sell so that she'd be able to talk about it with customers, so she got a bunch of us to watch it with her. Good Vibes stocks a lot of her stuff because it's mostly pretty woman-positive. She's actually enjoying herself (she chose porn because it's fun for her and makes her lots of money), it's sexy, and sometimes there's even a not-totally-ridiculous plot.