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[heliocide]

Dear guy who just stole my bike,

Please die of syphilis, kthxbai.

P.S.: Also necrotizing fascitis, ebola, and, well, any of these will do.

Comments

[shalyndra]

boo!

Grr.

[tristan_crane]

Horse Thievin's a hanging crime.

[raychoo]

If I believed in hell, I'd believe there was a very special one just for bike thieves.

[fightingwords]

>:(

Can I bite him first?

[heliocide]

yes

[elusis]

What the fuck????

Where was it stolen from? That just sucks, man.

[heliocide]

stolen from the locked bike racks right in front of the admin office of my school, in downtown berkeley.

*headdesk*

[elusis]

Oh come ON.

This is one thing that keeps me from relying on a bike, to be frank. I hope you weren't too stranded.