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When I'm at a Chinese restaurant having a hard time with chopsticks, I always hope that there's a Chinese kid at an American restaurant somewhere who's struggling mightily with a fork.

Strawberry banana smoothie...check. Clicker...check. Recliner...check. Dukes of Hazzard...t-minus 9 minutes.

Last night i fell asleep with my headphones on. I was listening to Stratovarius. I had terrible nightmares. The end.

I am the greatest Thundercat of them all!

I got the latest Fallout Boy cd. I was listening to it for an hour before I realized it was skipping.

Windows is being gay. again. Freeze Freeze Freeze. The day Microsoft makes something that doesn't suck is probably the day they start making vacuum cleaners.

It is said that power corrupts, but actually it's more true that power attracts the corruptible. The sane are usually attracted by other things than power.

Its official, my teeneage angst has a body count

When I die and my life flashes before my eyes like a movie, I'm gonna pay close attention to the credits so I can find out who played the part, "asshole who broke into my car"