Ohemgee, Desperate Housewives.
I have so much love for Desperate Housewives. Somuchlove. It's soapy and daft, but man it's fun too. However, as the season is incredibly long (surely we're reaching the end by now?) I keep forgetting lots of clues :\! Thus, for my own sanity, I've decided to keep a handy list of anything which may be important. *dork yay!*
I'm sure I've forgotten lots of things, so this is likely to be incomplete. Boo :( I'm basically writing down anything I can remember, however unlikely it is to be important. So!
1. Mary Alice used to be called Angela.
2. An adult female was buried in a child's toy chest underneath Mary Alice's swimming pool... (Okay, the first of my screwball theories: the body = the real Mary Alice, if such a person ever existed?)
3. ... Yet her son is convinced he killed his *baby* sister, Dana, some years ago. Though I think Zach genuinely believes that, he was very young at the time, so I also assume there's more to this than meets the eye. Slight red herring? After all, wouldn't one of the neighbours have noticed the missing baby and said something? ... Ahhh, but....
4. Just before she died, Mrs Huber said that she knew what Mary Alice "did to that poor girl." Or something along those lines. Hmm.
5. Mike is searching for info about a missing woman named ... something (I didn't catch her name when he mentioned it last week! DOES ANYONE KNOW??! I'm afraid to google for anything DH related in case I accidentally get spoiled, heh). He's been watching the residents of Wisteria Lane, and works for Missing Woman's father. Missing Woman = woman in toy chest? Hmm.
6. Mike's wife died the year before. I'm including this because it may yet prove significant though I doubt it. Also Mike killed somebody once, for the benefit of Missing Woman. He's like, tough, and stuff!
7. Tonight, Paul told Susan that Zach didn't mean to kill Dana. Then he told Zach that Zach's remembering things wrong and that Dana ISN'T dead at all! Omgwtf, Paul! Zach thinks he's telling porkies, that Dana *is* dead, and Paul's trying to hide something. And just like that, the ground shifted, tables turned, and I have no clue why Zach said he'll keep *Paul's* secret... Surely if Dana is dead and Zach killed her, then it's as much Zach's secret as Paul's? I dunno, Zach was awfully cocky in that scene :-? He's a tad bit creepy sometimes.
8. Are the two storylines (Mike's and Mary Alices') connected?
9. Is any of this even supposed to make sense yet? Or ever? Methinks this list will be in vain, and the solution to the mystery will still involve a completely unexpected plot twist :D
10. Finally, one thing that is absolutely certain: I'm so very confused. And so very impatient for answers.
Mmm, I love a good mystery. This show is so much fun. Best line of tonights episode:
"Mrs Solis, will you marry me?"
Haha, will he ever call her Gabrielle? :D Aww, dear John, I feel sorry for him. Also if Tom had an affair, I will jump into my TV and kill him. I'm not as fond of Lynette as I am of Bree (she's my fave), but by jove I'd kill him for her anyway.
Not that she'd need me to. She could just set the kids on him, after all.
This is pretty cool:
With just over 100 days until the July 16 release of JK Rowling's "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" U.S. publisher Scholastic is preparing a multimillion dollar marketing blitz to stir up excitement. The base theme message "Who Is The Half-Blood Prince?" will appear on airplane video screens, electronic billboards, and online.
Oh, Scholastic. How you tease us.
I'm sure I've forgotten lots of things, so this is likely to be incomplete. Boo :( I'm basically writing down anything I can remember, however unlikely it is to be important. So!
1. Mary Alice used to be called Angela.
2. An adult female was buried in a child's toy chest underneath Mary Alice's swimming pool... (Okay, the first of my screwball theories: the body = the real Mary Alice, if such a person ever existed?)
3. ... Yet her son is convinced he killed his *baby* sister, Dana, some years ago. Though I think Zach genuinely believes that, he was very young at the time, so I also assume there's more to this than meets the eye. Slight red herring? After all, wouldn't one of the neighbours have noticed the missing baby and said something? ... Ahhh, but....
4. Just before she died, Mrs Huber said that she knew what Mary Alice "did to that poor girl." Or something along those lines. Hmm.
5. Mike is searching for info about a missing woman named ... something (I didn't catch her name when he mentioned it last week! DOES ANYONE KNOW??! I'm afraid to google for anything DH related in case I accidentally get spoiled, heh). He's been watching the residents of Wisteria Lane, and works for Missing Woman's father. Missing Woman = woman in toy chest? Hmm.
6. Mike's wife died the year before. I'm including this because it may yet prove significant though I doubt it. Also Mike killed somebody once, for the benefit of Missing Woman. He's like, tough, and stuff!
7. Tonight, Paul told Susan that Zach didn't mean to kill Dana. Then he told Zach that Zach's remembering things wrong and that Dana ISN'T dead at all! Omgwtf, Paul! Zach thinks he's telling porkies, that Dana *is* dead, and Paul's trying to hide something. And just like that, the ground shifted, tables turned, and I have no clue why Zach said he'll keep *Paul's* secret... Surely if Dana is dead and Zach killed her, then it's as much Zach's secret as Paul's? I dunno, Zach was awfully cocky in that scene :-? He's a tad bit creepy sometimes.
8. Are the two storylines (Mike's and Mary Alices') connected?
9. Is any of this even supposed to make sense yet? Or ever? Methinks this list will be in vain, and the solution to the mystery will still involve a completely unexpected plot twist :D
10. Finally, one thing that is absolutely certain: I'm so very confused. And so very impatient for answers.
Mmm, I love a good mystery. This show is so much fun. Best line of tonights episode:
"Mrs Solis, will you marry me?"
Haha, will he ever call her Gabrielle? :D Aww, dear John, I feel sorry for him. Also if Tom had an affair, I will jump into my TV and kill him. I'm not as fond of Lynette as I am of Bree (she's my fave), but by jove I'd kill him for her anyway.
Not that she'd need me to. She could just set the kids on him, after all.
This is pretty cool:
With just over 100 days until the July 16 release of JK Rowling's "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" U.S. publisher Scholastic is preparing a multimillion dollar marketing blitz to stir up excitement. The base theme message "Who Is The Half-Blood Prince?" will appear on airplane video screens, electronic billboards, and online.
Oh, Scholastic. How you tease us.