HOW TO STOP ROWDY BOYS FROM STEALING YOUR SYRUP

[heliophage]

Tonight I was talking to Bernard. He's taking a creative writing class and has been struggling in his attempt to make a transition from third-person to first-person. It's funny-- he's got a great blog, and it's in the first-person of course, but he's having trouble figuring out the nature of writing in someone else's voice

Comments

[bernardparsons]

the exquisite thing is still scaring me

[bernardparsons]

in fact the entire 3rd paragraph is kind of frightening

yeahbut

[acepumpkin]

"Treacly delight"? what the fuck.

Re: yeahbut

[bernardparsons]

THAT MEANS YOU GUYSES LOVE IT RIGHT?

[anonymous]

jesus, you with the motherfucking GURGLING. and honestly? you are fucking AMAZING. please read this on tape so i can scare neighborhood children with it.