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[heliumpopsicles]

Do you have and glue and thumbtacks? I trying to make...a tilt-o-whirl. No? Alright then rubber bands it is. OH SWEET LORD I CUT MYSELF ON THE RUBBERBANDS, do you have any adhesive strips? No? Then how the hell am I going to make the merry-go-round. Do you have any black tar heroin? No? oh ok...shit

Comments

[reel_awsome_guy]

Hell yeah, Clerks!!!

[coffee_maker]

Nice storie my sexy bitch, but not as good as the storie you and me had on your bed. Now that was a great night. I love you sexy white gurl.

[midnightlawns]

the last part sounded good for a resume. cept for the "i screwed your nine year old son" bit. yeah...good story nontheless. made me laugh.

[sadunderstars]

OK