So it's phone sex you're looking for?

[heliumpopsicles]

Dont you fucking hate it when people call you...and you dont know who they are and they act all gay because they think they've got some sort of supreme "you dont know who this is heehee" power. This kid calls me and I'm like "hello?" and some chick on the other line mimicks me and I'm like totally gone at the moment so I'm like "whoa...hello?" and

Comments

[midnightlawns]

i got that story in depth man. good shit. we gotta do somethin, or somethin. and STOP THINKING OF ME WHILE YOU PISS! cuz i know you do it. its okay..the first step is admitting you have a problem. lol stay chill sam.

[sadunderstars]

haha, oh i love you sam